All manner of strange foodstuffs are in the cupboards.
Eyeballs, tongues, small lizards, vials of liquids,
herbs and berries of all different shapes and sizes.
One particular bottle, of a translucent green liquid, catches your eye.
You have no time to read the label there and then,
so you put it quickly into your pocket while they are not looking.
You tell them that their kitchen appears to be in order
and leave through the door at the far end of the kitchen.